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Thanks for the stink eye.
I'll smell you later.
Being the lesser has never felt greater.
Locked inside myself. Outcast in my hometown.
I set at all up to knock myself down.

MAKE ME A MONSTER - One man leper colony.
ITS NO BOTHER - Spare yourself the agony
KEEP MY DISTANCE - One man Leper colony
DENY MY EXISTANCE - kidding yourself and kidding me

Hide and seek. All by my lonesome.
Tide of fate drowns me. Beneath the doldrums.
Can't come out to play. Kept inside all day.
Jail me. Throw away the key and let me decay.

So here's a bad joke.
That I will laugh off.
Gonna go for broke.
And let the crowd scoff
And if I bomb,
well, I'll still have a blast.
Let me be the first to feel free at last
For better or for worse, free at last.
Each day I live the curse, free at last.


from Dinner Party for the Attention​-​Starved, released February 10, 2013



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